A hog went on safari. It got weird.

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REPORTS FROM THE FIELD

Something wild lives in your product

Watching users get frustrated with your product takes a particular kind of patience. We don't have it. Luckily, our naturalist, Sir Bartholomew Hogworth, F.R.S., does.

So we gave him our user sessions, a pith helmet and a notebook, and sent him into the long grass. He came back with 10 species. These two almost certainly live in your product right now:

THE RAGE-CLICKER (Furiosus checkoutus)
Strolls up to your checkout with clear intent and clicks Submit. Nothing happens. From there it clicks six more times, each one angrier than the last.

THE HALFWAY HOUDINI (Abandonus formularis)
Arrives in good faith and fills in name and email, then flees when asked for a phone number. Now it's never coming back.

The remaining 8 species are waiting in the full field guide, complete with natural habitats, illustrated plates, and what to do if you spot one.

Start the safari: https://posthog.com/field-guide

By the way, Sir Bartholomew doesn't sit in the long grass anymore. Replay Vision (https://app.posthog.com/replay-vision) watches the sessions for him and returns the field notes.

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22 October 2026 · 13:00 UTC