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Pancakes can go to hell
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Pancakes can go to hell
We're not just saying that because we're a rival breakfast product. Actually, no, that's exactly why we're saying it.
If pancakes are sooooo great, why do people only eat them once a vear? They eat cereal every day...
So go ahead, eat a pancake today. See if we care. You'll come crawling back to cereal tomorrow.
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